How to Attract An Australian

29 Mar

I noticed someone ended up on this blog the other day from having googled ‘how to attract Australian men’.

And to you, i say, “get back to me when you find out”.

But what i can offer is this. Unlike French men, who seem to go for anyone who seems like a bitch, i think in Australia it is rather the opposite. Ah ha, that’s right – be nice. I’m not sure if it is actually as easy as that, but it is certainly the essential ingredient.

To you, dear google-er (is that a word yet?), if you read this, and you are indeed a nice person, you should have no trouble attracting yourself an Australian.

Let me know when it happens 😉


4 Responses to “How to Attract An Australian”

  1. lefrancophoney March 29, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    No reply I leave can be as funny as your opening two lines – and the rest of your post as well!

    Meanwhile, my blog gets hits from people seeking “how to pee” far too frequently.

    • Poulette Paris March 31, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

      god i had to go back and re-read the first two lines of what i wrote to work out what i could have said that made someone think i was funny. Thanks for the compliment!

    • Poulette Paris March 31, 2011 at 10:45 pm #

      also, i have been staring at your name for ages trying to work out from what combination of letters someone could manage to get urinary problems. (sorry that sounds a bit like YOU give people urinary problems. Not what i meant.) (Oh no and now people are going to end up on my blog from searching for the same thing.)

      Still can’t see it.

  2. Wendy Hollands March 22, 2012 at 9:30 am #

    Ah, it was from a blog entry I did ( about a sign I saw showing people how to pee! Thankfully (and this applies for you now, too!), not too many people search for such things!

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